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    Banta was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Maruti, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory.
    His friend said, "Sure."
    So Banta tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend, "I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
    With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 kmph. Banta was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Honda came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Maruti forgot all about Banta and his bicycle and took to drag racing the Honda.
    A little further down the road sat Officer Santa in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 100 kmph.
    He called into headquarters on his radio, "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Honda and a Maruti racing out here on Highway 22, and there's a guy on a cycle ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!"
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    He takes his winnings and goes to the blackjack table and...
  • Obligations!!! Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Singapore. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.
    The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said...
  • Raffle ticket! A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
    At the end of the Service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.They hear a faint moan.
    They open the casket and find that...
  • Avoid ducks! Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven.
    When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven... don't step on the ducks.'
    So, they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
    It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although...
  • The Captain! Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course ten degrees south.
    The response was prompt, 'Change your course ten degrees north.'
    'I am a captain,' he responded testily. 'Change your...
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