| I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became disabled in the middle of nowhere. It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, he finally reached their front door and knocked on it. A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the night. "Why sure young fella, I can give you a place to bunk." said the hospitable old man. "But I ain't got no daughter for you to sleep with, like you always hear about them in jokes." "Oh !" said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two he asked, "How far is it to the next farmhouse ?" |