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    A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
    She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
    Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume.
    She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
    About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
    Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
  • Speeding!!! Banta was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Maruti, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory.
    His friend said, 'Sure.'
    So Banta tied his bike to the back of the car and...
  • Mystery-lover! Banta, a mystery-lover take his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage.
    Banta calls an usher over and whispers, 'I just love a good mystery,and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy...
  • Eternally grateful ! John is down on his luck in Las Vegas. He has gambled away all his money and has to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happens to be open and he uses the dime in a slot machine and hits the jackpot.
    He takes his winnings and goes to the blackjack table and...
  • Obligations!!! Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Singapore. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.
    The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said...
  • Raffle ticket! A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
    At the end of the Service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.They hear a faint moan.
    They open the casket and find that...
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