| Doctor, doctor, I m so knackered!" cried Santa. "I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Now calm down," said the doctor. "You're obviosuly suffering from nerves, you must learn to relax when you go to bed tonight, start with your toes and gently relax all your body, bit by bit." So that night, Santa got into bed and said to himself, "Right toes, go to sleep. Now feet, go to sleep. Now ankles go to sleep. Now knees go to....." But before he could continue, his wife, Jeeto, walked seductively into the bedroom, wearing the skimpiest nightie. "Okay, wake up everyone," Santa called. |