Melons!!!

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    Banta was referred to a psychiatrist who decided to start off by testing him word association.
    "I'm going to repeat the same word and over again and I want you to to tell me what comes into your mind. Are you ready?"
    Banta, "Yes, Doctor."
    "Good. The word is breasts."
    "Melons," replied Banta. "Breasts." "Grapefruit," said Banta.
    "Breasts."
    "Oranges."
    "Breasts."
    "Windscreen wipers." "Hold on a minute. Windscreen wipers? I don’t understand." “It’s easy," smiled Banta. "First, this then that one, then this one....."
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