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    It was there first date and Joe was completely infatuated by his beautiful partner. He couldn't wait to get her into bed so it wasn't long before they were in the throes of passion.
    One thing that struck Joe as strange was the every time he thrust forward, the girl's toes would curl up.
    Later, when they had finished and showered, they felt their passion rising and were soon back in bed for a second time.
    It was just as good as before, but Joe noticed that now her toes did not curl.
    When sometime had passed he asked her curiously, "Why is that the first time in bed your toes curled up, and the second time, theu didn't?"
  • Extra finger! 'Now son,' said Santa. 'Let's see how much you've learnt in maths. What's two and two.'
    After a moment the boy replied, 'Four.'
    'Good,' replied Santa, 'but let's try and be a little quicker. What's four and...
  • Busy night!!! As a 'thank you' to his father's estate workers, the eldest son would dress up as Father Christmas each year and visit every house with a sackful of toys. This year, he arrived at the third house and tiptoed into the bedroom„ only to be confronted by a beautiful young woman who sat up in bed when she heard his footsteps.
    'Oh, Im so sorry,' said Father Christmas. 'I thought this was Bobby's room.'
    'No, he's...
  • Melons!!! Banta was referred to a psychiatrist who decided to start off by testing him word association.
    'I'm going to repeat the same word and over again and I want you to to tell me what comes into your mind. Are you ready?'
    Banta, 'Yes, Doctor.'
    'Good. The word is breasts...
  • Go to sleep! Doctor, doctor, I'm so knackered!' cried Santa. 'I just can't get to sleep at night.''Now calm down,' said the doctor. 'You're obviosuly suffering from nerves, you must learn to relax when you go to bed tonight, start with your toes and gently...
  • Night charges! Banta came home from work one day to find his wife, Preeto, sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
    He asked her where she was going and she replied 'I'm going.'
    Banta questioned her as to why she was going and and she told him, 'I just found out that I can make Rs 5000 a night doing...
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