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    Family is driving in their car on holidays. Frog crosses the road and husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
    Frog is greatful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
    Man says, "Please make my dog win the nexr dog race."
    Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car.
    The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulful his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.
    Man says, "Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area."
    Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
    The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog???"
  • Enough gas! Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box.

    The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process...
  • Refilling!!! There were these two not so bright guys, Santa and Banta, who had to get across the desert. Since they didn't have enough money for a car so they decided to buy a camel.
    The camel dealer promised them that the camel would get them across the desert if they made sure...
  • Perfume!!! A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
    She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, 'Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!'
    Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and...
  • Next farmhous! I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became disabled in the middle of nowhere.
    It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, he finally reached their front door and knocked on it.
    A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman...
  • Speeding!!! Banta was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Maruti, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory.
    His friend said, 'Sure.'
    So Banta tied his bike to the back of the car and...
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