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    Banta had been in the hospital for days. His nurse was extremely annoying and he couldn't take much more.
    One day during breakfast, he took his apple juice container and poured it into a urine specimen cup the nurse had insisted he fill.
    The nurse came in to check on him and looked at the specimen glass.
    In her annoying voice, she snickered, "It seems we are a little cloudy today."
    Banta put on his angry face, snatched the bottle out of her hand and drank it down in a few quick gulps, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again and maybe it will come out clearer this time."
  • Terrible weather Every Saturday morning the husband goes fishing. He gets up early, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long.
    So, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, makes his lunch, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck. Coming out of his garage, rain is pouring down...
  • Enough gas! Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box.

    The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process...
  • Refilling!!! There were these two not so bright guys, Santa and Banta, who had to get across the desert. Since they didn't have enough money for a car so they decided to buy a camel.
    The camel dealer promised them that the camel would get them across the desert if they made sure...
  • Perfume!!! A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
    She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, 'Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!'
    Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and...
  • Next farmhous! I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became disabled in the middle of nowhere.
    It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, he finally reached their front door and knocked on it.
    A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman...
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