| Santa returns home early from a business trip and got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. Santa suspected his wife, Jeeto, was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For Rs 1000, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, Santa and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. Santa switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was Jeeto in bed with another man. Santa put a gun to the naked man's head. Jeeto shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous. I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Mercedes I bought for you. He paid for our Home theatre. He paid for our new house at Chandigarh. He paid for our club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues." Shaking his head from side-to-side, Santa slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold." |