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A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.
It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.
"Is this where Banta lives?" one of the drunks asked.
"Yes, it is," the woman replied.
"Well then," said the drunk, "Could you come and pick him out so the rest of us can go home?"
- Etiquettes! One day these two fine ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea.
One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and says, 'Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?'
To which the other woman replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real... - Sniffer!!! A man gets on a plane with his dog.
'You can't bring a dog on this plane', says the stewardess!
'But this dog is special,' says the passenger, 'he's a sniffer dog.'
'Prove it', says the stewardess.
The man clicks his fingers and the dog runs off down the plane. After a minute... -
A hunting story One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, 'See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some... - Stop that ! A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date. She wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as... - Toilet brush! Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
His colleague who won the first prize got six month's supply of...