Tongue tied!

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    Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
    1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
    2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
    1st: Look at her breasts!
    2nd: Uhmm
    1st: Look at her legs!
    2nd: Uhmm
    1st: What is this all "Uhmm, uhmm"? Can you say something else?
    2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue got hard."
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