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    Banta was talking to a man in a bar at Ludhiana.
    Banta, "Look out there to the field. Do you see that wall? Look how well it's built. I built that wall stone by stone with my own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me Banta-the-Wall-Builder? Nooo.."
    Then Banta gestured at the bar.
    "Look here at the bar. Do you see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by my own aching back. I carved that wood with my own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me Banta-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
    Then Banta points out the window.
    "Eh, look out to that beautiful Theatre. I built that with the sweat off my back. But do they call me Banta-the-Theatre-Builder? Nooo..."
    Then Banta man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.
    "But you fuck one goat . . . "
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    1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
    2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
    1st: Look at her...
  • Suspecting Santa! Santa returns home early from a business trip and got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
    Santa suspected his wife, Jeeto, was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For Rs 1000, the cabby agreed.
    Quietly arriving at the house, Santa and cabby...
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    He tells his wife, 'You've got three choices; you can go duck hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back.'
    Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says...
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    Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of for so long; the Statue of...
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    The man says 'I want to come into heaven.'
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