Sweet revenge!!!

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    A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package.
    He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a videotape of his favorite TV shows.
    He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching TV.
    In the middle of one of the shows, the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees giving his best friend oral sex.
    After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough.
    She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
  • Nickname! Banta was talking to a man in a bar at Ludhiana.
    Banta, 'Look out there to the field. Do you see that wall? Look how well it's built. I built that wall stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me Banta-the-Wall-Builder? Nooo..'
    Then Banta gestured at...
  • Banta's elephant Banta bought an elderly circus elephant. But he couldn't afford to feed it.
    So he started a contest: entry was Rs 500, and the first person to get the elephant to jump with all 4 feet off the ground would get Rs 10,000. (He'd never seen an elephant jump with all...
  • Tongue tied! Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
    1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
    2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
    1st: Look at her...
  • Suspecting Santa! Santa returns home early from a business trip and got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
    Santa suspected his wife, Jeeto, was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For Rs 1000, the cabby agreed.
    Quietly arriving at the house, Santa and cabby...
  • Taste like shit! A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
    He tells his wife, 'You've got three choices; you can go duck hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back.'
    Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says...
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