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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, How many children do you have?
Eight, she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert and Robert," she answered.
"They're all named Robert?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Robert,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Robert, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
- Specimen!!! Santa came home from work to find his lovely bride, Jeeto, sitting in the living room still in her bath robe.
'Jeeto darling' he says 'what's the matter, you are still in your robe.'
'Ah Dear,' says Jeeto, 'I was not feeling well. I didn't know what to do so I called Doctor... - Etiquettes! One day these two fine ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea.
One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and says, 'Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?'
To which the other woman replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real... - Sniffer!!! A man gets on a plane with his dog.
'You can't bring a dog on this plane', says the stewardess!
'But this dog is special,' says the passenger, 'he's a sniffer dog.'
'Prove it', says the stewardess.
The man clicks his fingers and the dog runs off down the plane. After a minute... -
A hunting story One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, 'See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some... - Stop that ! A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date. She wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as...