Switching partners!

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    Santa and Banta were sitting in a bar getting really drunk and are talking about all sorts of things.
    Santa says, "I love my wife, Jeeto, but sometimes I get bored. Tell me, have you ever thought of swapping partners? Who says you have to be with your wife and I have to be with my wife all the time!"
    Banta, "Hey, that's a great idea. Let's talk to our wives and see what they think."
    Each of them talks to his wife, and much to their delight Jeeto and Preeto agree to the plan.
    The next morning Banta says to Santal, "How was it for you?"
    Santa says, "I had a lot of fun, we should do this again."
    "That's what I think," says Banta. "Let's go next door and see how our wives made out."
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