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    Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.
    The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says, "OOOOOhhh that looks like semen."
    She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says, "It feels like semen."
    The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says, "It smells like semen."
    The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this buildin ..."
  • Switching partners! Santa and Banta were sitting in a bar getting really drunk and are talking about all sorts of things.
    Santa says, 'I love my wife, Jeeto, but sometimes I get bored. Tell me, have you ever thought of swapping partners? Who says you have to be with your wife and I have to...
  • Wrong way! The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor:
    'As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say...
  • Sweet revenge!!! A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package.
    He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains...
  • Heart attack! The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had.
    When the squad got there it was too late, the man had died.
    While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was...
  • Nickname! Banta was talking to a man in a bar at Ludhiana.
    Banta, 'Look out there to the field. Do you see that wall? Look how well it's built. I built that wall stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me Banta-the-Wall-Builder? Nooo..'
    Then Banta gestured at...
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