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    A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work.
    The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
    All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"
    The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager who asked her if he can help.
    She explained that she wanted to return the nonworking toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.
    Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"
    The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.
    She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"
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    As there was no air conditioning the heat soon became unbearable. The first nun said that they should remove their clothes so that they would...
  • Switching partners! Santa and Banta were sitting in a bar getting really drunk and are talking about all sorts of things.
    Santa says, 'I love my wife, Jeeto, but sometimes I get bored. Tell me, have you ever thought of swapping partners? Who says you have to be with your wife and I have to...
  • Wrong way! The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor:
    'As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say...
  • Sweet revenge!!! A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia. So she sends him a very special care package.
    He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains...
  • Heart attack! The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had.
    When the squad got there it was too late, the man had died.
    While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was...
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