| A body builder walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!" A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens. He then gulps down another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!" Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" Banta gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks Banta square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?" "Oh no," insists Banta. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar." |