| A blonde call girl was being driven to a secluded spot by a client when his car left the road, hit a tree and she was flung through the windshield. She was rushed to the hospital with blood pouring from her head and face. Once at the hospital she clamped her hands to her face and began to scream, "I'm blind. I'm blind. Fetch me a doctor quick." A doctor was summoned and quickly deduced that it was the blood from her wounds which were blocking her vision and he tried to reassure her to this effect. She, however, insisted, continuing to shout, "I'm blind. I'm blind." The doctor pried away her hands from her face and began to wash away the blood from her eyes. When he had removed what he considered enough, he stood back and said, "How many fingers do I have up?" The call girl thought for a few seconds then a look of horror spread across her face, "Oh God!" she exclaimed. "I'm paralyzed too!" |