| Banta goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer. Banta sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. He asks the bartender about the noise. The bartender tells him that they're playing barroom football. So Banta decides to go and check it out. He walks in and asks how to play and if he can play. A man tells him that in order to score a goal, you have to drink a can of beer within 10 seconds and to go for the extra point, you gotta pull down your pants and fart. So they play for a while and Banta goes for a goal and drinks the beer in 9 seconds. So he pulls down his pants to go for the extra point. All of a sudden, a man comes up from behind and sticks his weiner up Banta's ass. Banta jumps and says, "What the hell did you do that for?" The man answers, "I was trying to block the extra point!!!" |