Great strength!

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    Fireman John rushed into a burning building and rescued a beautiful young lady who was clad only in the top half of her baby-doll nightgown.
    He carried her in his arms down three flights of stairs and saved her from her sure demise.
    As they arrived safely, a wash of gratitude rushed over her.
    She looked at him with great fondness and admiration, then said, "Oh, you are wonderful! It must have taken great strength and courage to rescue me the way you did."
    "Yes it did," the fireman admitted. "I had to fight off three other firemen who were trying to get to you first!"
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  • Blessing! A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.
    After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between...
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    Eight, she replied.
    'What are their names?' he asked.
    'Robert...
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    It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.
    'Is this where...
  • Specimen!!! Santa came home from work to find his lovely bride, Jeeto, sitting in the living room still in her bath robe.
    'Jeeto darling' he says 'what's the matter, you are still in your robe.'
    'Ah Dear,' says Jeeto, 'I was not feeling well. I didn't know what to do so I called Doctor...
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