Doubting husbands

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    Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.
    As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
    They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
    The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
    The second, not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
    The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
    "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties."
    The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, 'We will never forget you'".
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