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    A kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, "How was school son?"
    He replies, "It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher."
    She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room.
    His father comes home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno mags and says to his son, "You had sex with your teacher son?"
    Kid replies, "Yeah it wasn't good."
    The father says, "Well you are only 14 years old and you have done a good job. We'll go tomorrow and get that new bike you have always wanted."
    They go the next day and get the bike.
    Then the father asks him, "Do you want to ride it home or just put it in the back of the truck?"
    The kid replies, "I better just put it in the back of the truck."
    They get into the truck and the father asks his son, "So why didn't you wanna ride it home?"
    The son tells him, "Because Mr. Wright got me in the butt pretty hard yesterday."
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    The vet examines the bird extensively, says...
  • Extra point!!! Banta goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer.
    Banta sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. He asks the bartender about the noise. The bartender tells him that they're playing barroom football.
    So Banta decides to go and check it out. He walks in and asks...
  • Pulling the hair Santa and Banta owned a hotel. Unfortunately it lit up in flames one night.
    Banta called Santa to give him the news. He was distraught and asked him to meet him.
    Once there, Banta was pacing and screaming...
  • Butt-licker! Two tigers are walking single file along a narrow jungle path when the tiger in back takes off and disappears for a few minutes.
    Shortly after the other tiger returns to his place behind the lead tiger, the lead tiger feels what appears to be the trailing tiger's tongue applied just below his tail. Although he disapproves of this, he...
  • Normal sex life! When the surgeon came to see his young patient on the day after her operation, Jennifer was slightly embarrassed.
    So, the doctor asked 'What's wrong?'
    'Well this is a bit embarassing for me,' she replied, 'but...
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