| Santa walks into a bar and sees his friend Banta slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Banta what's wrong. "Well," replies Banta, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Santa with a laugh. "Well," says Banta, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Santa, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Banta, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "That's sensible" says Santa. "So I get to her door," says Banta, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered in the sheerest negligee and..." "And what happened then?" Santa asked. Banta slumps back over the bar again and said, "I kicked her in the face." |