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    There was a couple, Banta and Preeto, going at it for the first time, and they were going at it for a while when suddenly Banta asks Preeto to open her legs a little wider.
    She does and they continue.
    A few minutes go by and Banta asks her again, "Open your legs a little wider".
    Preeto does, then he asks again, "a little wider hun".
    Preeto starts getting pissed off but she does it. Till finally he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
    So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do get your balls in too?"
    Banta says, "No, I'm trying to get them out."
  • Good job!!! A kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, 'How was school son?'
    He replies, 'It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher.'
    She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room.
    His father comes home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno mags and says to his son...
  • Doubting husbands Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.
    As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
    They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to...
  • Be worth! A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.
    The vet examines the bird extensively, says...
  • Extra point!!! Banta goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer.
    Banta sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. He asks the bartender about the noise. The bartender tells him that they're playing barroom football.
    So Banta decides to go and check it out. He walks in and asks...
  • Pulling the hair Santa and Banta owned a hotel. Unfortunately it lit up in flames one night.
    Banta called Santa to give him the news. He was distraught and asked him to meet him.
    Once there, Banta was pacing and screaming...
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