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    A little boy walked into an ice cream parlour dressed up like a cowboy. He was wearing chaps, a hat and toy guns.
    The girl working behind the counter asks, "What can I get you?"
    "I wanna hot fudge sundae" states the little cowboy.
    "You want whipped cream on that?" she askes.
    "Yeah" says the little cowboy.
    "How about a cherry?"
    "Sure!" He replies.
    She now asks, "Do you want crushed nuts?"
    Pulling his two little guns the little cowboy blurts, "You want your tits blown off!!"
  • Unstoppable! Santa walks into a bar and sees his friend Banta slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Banta what's wrong.
    'Well,' replies Banta, 'you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I...
  • Good job!!! A kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, 'How was school son?'
    He replies, 'It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher.'
    She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room.
    His father comes home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno mags and says to his son...
  • Doubting husbands Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.
    As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
    They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to...
  • Be worth! A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.
    The vet examines the bird extensively, says...
  • Extra point!!! Banta goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer.
    Banta sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. He asks the bartender about the noise. The bartender tells him that they're playing barroom football.
    So Banta decides to go and check it out. He walks in and asks...
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