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    A lady was out driving her car and when she stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing.
    The guy in the car directly behind her started honking his horn continuously as the lady continued to try getting the car to start up again. Finally she got out of her car and approached the guy in the car behind her.
    "I can't seem to get my car started," she said, smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me. I'll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you."
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    Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, 'Would it be okay if I called you a...
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    The crews were gone all day and returned just as the sun was setting.
    The foreman asked the leader of the first group how many poles...
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    He carried her in his arms down three flights of stairs and saved her from her sure demise.
    As they arrived safely...
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    He hurried to the back of the theatre and searched in vain for the men's room.
    At last he came upon a fountain surrounded by pretty foliage. He realized...
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