Research programme!

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    The University of Califonria decided on a research programme to find out why a man has a bulge on the end of his penis. They spend three years and two million dollars and came to the conclusion that it was to satisfy the man during intercourse.
    The university of Cambridge disagreed with these findings and spent a further three years and four million pounds on the project and came to the conclusion that it was to satisfy the woman during intercourse.
  • Never let him see... Preeto's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
    'Never let your husband see you in the nude,' she advised. 'You should always wear...
  • Banta in a bar Banta is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way.
    He calls the bartender over and says, 'I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink.'
    The bartender replies, 'It won't do you any good.'
    Banta, with a confused look on his face says...
  • Little cowboy A little boy walked into an ice cream parlour dressed up like a cowboy. He was wearing chaps, a hat and toy guns.
    The girl working behind the counter asks, 'What can I get you?'
    'I wanna hot fudge...
  • In Too Deep! There was a couple, Banta and Preeto, going at it for the first time, and they were going at it for a while when suddenly Banta asks Preeto to open her legs a little wider.
    She does and they continue.
    A few minutes go by and Banta asks...
  • Unstoppable! Santa walks into a bar and sees his friend Banta slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Banta what's wrong.
    'Well,' replies Banta, 'you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I...
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