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    Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps.
    After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer.
    Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?"
    "Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."
    Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?"
    He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"
    "Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."
    Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"
    "I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?"
    "Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village."
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    'Tell the court why you want a divorce,' the judge said.
    'Well, Your Honor,' Banta started, 'every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical, ...
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    Unable to take her eyes off it, she finally yielded to temptation, took off her...
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    The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says...
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    The university of Cambridge disagreed with these findings and...
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