| Pregnant Sparrow - One who opens her legs for a lark Adultery - Wrong people doing right things. Brassiere - A device for making mountains out of moleholes. >Kiss - An application at headquarters for a job at base. Kissing - upper persuassion for a lower invasion. Prostitute - A busy body. Rape - Seduction without salesmanship. Twins - Womb mates who eventually become bosom bodies. Divorce - When two people cannot stomach each other. Pyjamas - An article of clothing placed beside the bed in the case of fire. Board of Trade - A bench in the park. Naval Craft - Elastic in panties. Grub Screw - Sex in lunch hour. Sand Bag - A desert prostitute. Insulated Screw - A W.R.A.C. in gum boots. Metallurgist - A man who can take a look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she is virgin or just a common ore. Love - A fellow feeling. Jealousy - Another fellow feeling. Puff Adder - A man who farts in the bath and counts the bubbles. Alimony - The screw you get for the screw you got. Taxidermist - A man who mounts animals. Papoose - Consolation prize for taking a chance on an Indian blanket. Blunderbus - A vehicle which takes single girl to maternity home. Blunderbuss - A coach full of bastards. Egyptian Virgin - A goat that can run faster than the Arab. Ball Race - A tom cat with twenty yards on the vet. |