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    Santa and Banta go to a whorehouse and knock on the door.
    "What do you want?"
    "We want chicks!"
    "How much money you got?"
    Santa and Banta search their pockets and come up with 200 rupees.
    "For that much money, go and fuck yourselves."
    Fifteen minutes later they return.
    "We fucked ourselves, now we came to pay."
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