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    Banta went to hospital for a circumcision but, because of some fuck up during the operation, he ended up having a complete sex change.
    All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so that they could give him the bad news.
    Naturally, poor Banta went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.
    "Shit!" he moaned. "This means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"
    "Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."
  • Twin sisters There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins.
    One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...
  • Big surprise! Robert was delighted when he found a woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him.
    In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée' about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when...
  • Stretched out! A former prostitute with a rather well-used vagina that has been somewhat stretched is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night. She thinks it over, and she decides to accept his proposal.
    Her private parts are somewhat oversized from her former occupation, but she decides...
  • Happy meal! Johnny is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, he manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Johnny to the doctor.
    After the examination, the doctor said...
  • Precautionary measure! Sister Mary was in her late 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
    One afternoon a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him and invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
    As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed...
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