| Our Banta is a scientist and once he was studying a pair of visiting aliens ask how they reproduce along with his colleagues and assistants. The male alien says, "Here, will show you." He proceeds to intertwine his antennae with those of the female for 15 seconds afterwhich a sack beigns to expand on the feamle's back. A minute seconds later the sack breaks open and a minature alien pops out. "That's how it's done," says the male alein. "How do you earthlings reproduce?" Banta eyes his attractive female assistant and says "Shall we demonstrate?" The female assistant feeling somewhat frisky replies, "In the interest of scientific interchange, of course" and the two proceed to engage in 30 minutes of fantastic sex. "There," says Banta aftterwords, "that's how we earthlings reproduce!" "Fine" replies the alien, "but where's your offspring?" "Oh, our gestation period is 9 months" says Banta. "9 months?" questions the alien, "but if you have to wait 9 months, why were you in such a hurry at the end?" |