A priest gets a flat tire fixed. As the car`s coming down on the lift, the priest asks the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight ?" The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun`s pussy." The priest frowns and says, "You better give them another turn then."
Diana and Parton!Princess Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day... both appear at the Pearly Gates, but St. Peter tells them there is only room for one more in heaven today. So he asks them both why they should be allowed in over the other. Dolly pulls off her top and says....
Boy ScoutsThe boy Scouts had made camp after a long hike, and that evening they sat round the campfire for some rest and recreation. Two of them began comparing notes. Scout A: Mine`s bigger than...
And AgainA man told his confessor that he d had at it with his cat, and that it was better than a woman. 'How did you do it?' 'I took him by...
Heat RisingA husband unexpectedly came while a doctor was attending his sick wife and found them in bed together. 'What the devil`s going on here?''Er- I am taking your wife`s...
Privates on parade??Mr Smith hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation she noticed that his fly was open. On leaving the room she said...