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    Police officers Joe and Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."
    Joe replied, "We don't have to go back, just give Scooby, my trusty police dog, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."
    It was a hot day, and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Scooby’s nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Scooby’s ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.
    Five minutes go by and no sign of Scooby.
    Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.
    Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.
    Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Scooby rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth!
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    The Priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
    The young woman said, 'Well, last night...
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    A priest passing by saw this, and approached him.
    'Good morning, young man. What are you doing with that...
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    When Preeto showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.
    She was feeling rather awkward about the entire procedure when...
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    When the exam results were posted, the other students were very upset to see...
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    One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse...
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