| A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date, wearing a see through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother had just pitched a fit with her, telling her not to dare to go out like that! The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Granny. These are modern times. You can let your rosebuds show!", and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting here with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate. The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can also display my hanging rose garden." |