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    Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.
    "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said.
    The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank`s underground parking for safekeeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank`s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back.
    "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest", the loan officer said.
    The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.
    "Wait sir", the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"
    The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
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