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    On a cold January morning Banta was driving along a long empty road when he heard his engine making funny noises. Suddenly it came splattering to a halt and for the next 30 minutes he tried in vain to get it going.
    With no mobile phone and temperature at 5 degrees, he decided to stop down the next car. After an hour a car finally stopped.
    A guy jumps out of the car, knocks him in the gut, takes his wallet, wrist watch, and tells him to take off his clothes. The crazy thief then bundles up the clothes and wallet, throws them in his back seat and zooms off, leaving the poor Banta nude, freezing and in panic.
    But, luckily a few minutes later a Trucker spots Banta and seeing his plight, tells him to hop in his truck. He listens patiently to Banta's tale of woe.
    After Banta has told the trucker everything, the Trucker begins to unbuckle his belt and says, "Buddy, I guess this just ain't your day!"
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    The teenager tells her, 'Loosen up Granny. These are modern times. You can let your rosebuds...
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    'What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?' he asked.
    Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, 'My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is...
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    One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow.
    'Mr. Robert,' she said, 'We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you...
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    Then each dog took his a$$hole off and...
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    Joe replied, 'We don't have to go back, just give...
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