•  

    Santa, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home.
    He said them to his wife, Jeeto, who promptly said, "Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but I've got to do all of this laundry. Another time, please."
    The next night poor Santa tried again, and Jeeto said, "Oh my, I would like to dear, but it wouldn't be any good. I've got this terrible headache. Please give me a rain check."
    By the third night, our Santa was rather impatient.
    "How about it?" he said urgently.
    Jeeto snapped back, "This is the third night in a row you've asked. What are you? Some kind of a sex maniac?"
  • Lucky John! A man walks into a bar and the bartender said 'Hey John, how about a beer.'
    John replies 'Yeah I'll take one, but call me Lucky.'
    'Why call you Lucky?'
    'Well, I was changing a flat tyre on the highway, when I realized I had forgotten something in the car. Right after I walked away...
  • Hanging rose garden A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date, wearing a see through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother had just pitched a fit with her, telling her not to dare to go out like that!
    The teenager tells her, 'Loosen up Granny. These are modern times. You can let your rosebuds...
  • Birthday wish!!! A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
    'What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?' he asked.
    Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, 'My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is...
  • Smart Professor! Mr. Robert, the old history teacher had a dirty mouth. He was always saying something off color or suggestive.
    One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow.
    'Mr. Robert,' she said, 'We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you...
  • Doggies conference The doggies held a conference. They came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car. They gathered in the hallway to sign the visitors book.
    Then each dog took his a$$hole off and...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT