Unusual death!

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    This construction worker had climbed 20 stories to the job site. Once there he'd asked the foreman if he could go back down to take a leak.
    Not wanting to lose the time, the foreman balanced on I-beam across another, stood on one end, and told the worker to walk out to the other end to pee.
    While the worker was doing his business, the phone rang. The foreman, forgetting what he was doing, stepped off the I-beam and the worker plunged 20 stories to his death.
    The next week the safety inspectors came by to conduct a routine investigation into the accident. They talked to the ground crew.
    "I think it was sex-related," offered one of the crew.
    "Sex releated? How do you figure that?" said the investigator.
    "Well, what made me look up was this guy coming down, dick in his hand, screaming, 'where did that cocksucker go???'"
  • Sex maniac!!! Santa, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home.
    He said them to his wife, Jeeto, who promptly said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but I've got to do all of this laundry. Another time, please.'
    The next night poor Santa tried again, and Jeeto said...
  • Bad day! On a cold January morning Banta was driving along a long empty road when he heard his engine making funny noises. Suddenly it came splattering to a halt and for the next 30 minutes he tried in vain to get it going.
    With no mobile phone and temperatures at...
  • Lucky John! A man walks into a bar and the bartender said 'Hey John, how about a beer.'
    John replies 'Yeah I'll take one, but call me Lucky.'
    'Why call you Lucky?'
    'Well, I was changing a flat tyre on the highway, when I realized I had forgotten something in the car. Right after I walked away...
  • Hanging rose garden A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date, wearing a see through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother had just pitched a fit with her, telling her not to dare to go out like that!
    The teenager tells her, 'Loosen up Granny. These are modern times. You can let your rosebuds...
  • Birthday wish!!! A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
    'What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?' he asked.
    Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, 'My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is...
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