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    A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all professionalism immediately goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress.
    After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
    As he does this, he says to the woman, "Do you know what I am doing?"
    "Yes," she says, "you are checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
    "That is correct," says the doctor.
    He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he says.
    "Yes," says the woman, "you are checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
    "That is right," replies the doctor.
    He then begins to have sex with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
    "Yes," she says. "You are getting herpes."
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