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    A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
    "No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing.
    "I"ll increase your fee two times," he said.
    "No, no thanks!!"
    "I"ll give five times as much as you normally get."
    Okay, said the artist, "but you have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to place my brushes."
  • Tip A man stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip--three rupees.
    As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, 'You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the...
  • Unusual death! This construction worker had climbed 20 stories to the job site. Once there he'd asked the foreman if he could go back down to take a leak. Not wanting to lose the time, the foreman balanced on I-beam across another, stood on one end, and told the worker to walk out to the other end to pee.
    While the worker was doing his busines...
  • New Client!!! A saleswoman from a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a perspective buyer.
    Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her. As she was running late for her flight, she simply stuffed them all into her...
  • Sex maniac!!! Santa, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home.
    He said them to his wife, Jeeto, who promptly said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but I've got to do all of this laundry. Another time, please.'
    The next night poor Santa tried again, and Jeeto said...
  • Bad day! On a cold January morning Banta was driving along a long empty road when he heard his engine making funny noises. Suddenly it came splattering to a halt and for the next 30 minutes he tried in vain to get it going.
    With no mobile phone and temperatures at...
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