| One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of Banta's house, he knocked and waited. Banta opened the door. "Excuse me," he stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah? So?" Banta replied. "Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you twenty thousand rupees if I could kiss those breasts." Banta was about to deck this poor guy when Preeto appeared and stopped him. She pulled him inside and they discussed the offer for a few moments. Finally, they returned and asked him to step inside. "OK," Banta said gruffly, "for twenty thousand you can kiss my wife's tits." At this Preeto unbuttoned her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hung free at last. Our desperate neighbour took one in each hand, and proceeded to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This went on for several minutes, until Banta got annoyed. "Well, come on ! Kiss them!" he growled. "I can't, I can't" replied the awestruck neighbour, still nuzzling away. "Why not?" demanded Banta, getting really angry now. "I don't have twenty thousand." |