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    Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.
    He knocks on a door and says to the lady, "I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars."
    She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but I'll gladly give you some great sex instead."
    Little Johnny agrees, "All right."
    He walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down. To her surprise, she sees the biggest penis she's ever seen.
    Little Johnny then reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of washers, and begins sliding them onto his penis.
    The lady says, "You don't have to do that... I can take all of it."
    "Not for five bucks, you can't," replies Little Johnny.
  • Bend over!!! A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him.
    The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, 'Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, Ben Dover.'
    The small white guy...
  • Blonde Artist! A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
    'No' the talented blonde artist said. 'I don't do that sort of thing.
    'I'll increase your fee two times,' he said.
    'No, no thanks!!'
    'I'll give five times...
  • Three wishes! It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his gun to shoot the snake.
    'Hold on there, partner,' said the snake...
  • Tip A man stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip--three rupees.
    As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, 'You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the...
  • Unusual death! This construction worker had climbed 20 stories to the job site. Once there he'd asked the foreman if he could go back down to take a leak. Not wanting to lose the time, the foreman balanced on I-beam across another, stood on one end, and told the worker to walk out to the other end to pee.
    While the worker was doing his busines...
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