Extra marital affair

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    Just as Jeeto walks though the door, her son comes running over.
    He says, "Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with Preeto auntie and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...just"
    Jeeto interupt's him, "Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!"
    When Santa finally returns from work, Jeeto promptly goes up to him and says, "I'm leaving you."
    Santa, bewildered, slowly asks, "Why!?! What did I do??"
    Jeeto turn to her son and says, "Tell daddy exactly what you told me today!"
    "I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with Preeto auntie and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Banta did last sunday."
  • Handsome offer!!! One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally...
  • Bend over!!! A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him.
    The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, 'Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, Ben Dover.'
    The small white guy...
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    'No' the talented blonde artist said. 'I don't do that sort of thing.
    'I'll increase your fee two times,' he said.
    'No, no thanks!!'
    'I'll give five times...
  • Three wishes! It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his gun to shoot the snake.
    'Hold on there, partner,' said the snake...
  • Tip A man stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip--three rupees.
    As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, 'You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the...
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