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    Santa has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one Rs.10000 and see how each of them spends it.

    The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells Santa,
    "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to Santa.
    She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one takes the Rs 10000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the Rs 10000 to Santa and reinvests the rest.
    She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
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