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    George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass.
    At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine, attaches one end of a tube to the machine, and shoves the other end far up George's ass.
    After a few days of the force-feeding, George says, "Hey, nurse, have you got another one of those machines here at the hospital?"
    She says, "Yes, of course. Why?"
    George says, "I want you to have dinner with me tomorrow."
  • Newspaper boy! Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.
    He knocks on a door and says to the lady, 'I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars.'
    She says, 'I'm a little short on cash, but I'll gladly give you some great sex instead.'
    Little Johnny agrees...
  • Handsome offer!!! One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally...
  • Bend over!!! A small white guy walks into an elevator and notices a huge black dude standing next to him.
    The big black guy looks down at the small white guy and says, 'Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, Ben Dover.'
    The small white guy...
  • Blonde Artist! A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
    'No' the talented blonde artist said. 'I don't do that sort of thing.
    'I'll increase your fee two times,' he said.
    'No, no thanks!!'
    'I'll give five times...
  • Three wishes! It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his gun to shoot the snake.
    'Hold on there, partner,' said the snake...
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