| Santa and Banta are having beer one night when Banta announces that he's going to divorce his wife, Preeto. "Good grief" says Santa, "You and Preeto are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?" "Well" replies Banta, "Truth be known I'm just bored with poking the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankering for a bit of variety." Santa, "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?" Banta, "What - and have a house full of kids???" |