| Santa goes to Chandigarh, on a business trip, for the first time. After checking in to the hotel he goes down to the bar to have a drink. He orders a whisky and soda. The bartender gives it to him and says, "That will be five hundred rupees." He gives the bartender the money and says, "Everything is so expensive here in Chandigarh!" The bartender replies, "It can't be that much more than where you live." Santa replies, "Oh yes, it is! In my hometown, you can go out drinking all night for nothing! And if you feel you've had too much to drink, you can check into the finest hotel and spend the night for nothing! And not only that, when you wake up, there is a thousand rupee note on the pillow next to you!" The incredulous bartender says, "I find that very hard to believe. Has that ever really happened to you?" Santa replies, "Well no, not exactly...but it happens to my wife all the time!" |