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    A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach. Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim.
    Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot they'd left their clothes, when a group of ladies from town came along.
    Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover in the bushes.
    After the ladies wandered on and the men got dressed again, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.
    The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in my congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
  • Too expensive! Santa goes to Chandigarh, on a business trip, for the first time. After checking in to the hotel he goes down to the bar to have a drink. He orders a whisky and soda.
    The bartender gives it to him and says, 'That will be five hundred rupees.'
    He gives the bartender the money and says...
  • Turn over! Santa and Banta are having beer one night when Banta announces that he's going to divorce his wife, Preeto.
    'Good grief' says Santa, 'You and Preeto are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a...
  • Force-feeding! George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass.
    At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine, attaches one end of a tube to the machine, and shoves the other end far up George's ass.
    After a few days of the force-feeding...
  • Extra marital affair Just as Jeeto walks though the door, her son comes running over.
    He says, 'Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with Preeto auntie and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...
  • Newspaper boy! Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.
    He knocks on a door and says to the lady, 'I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars.'
    She says, 'I'm a little short on cash, but I'll gladly give you some great sex instead.'
    Little Johnny agrees...
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